Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Ah Letter In A Bottle!

Lipa Margulies
Yeshiva & MesiFta Torah Temimah
555 Ocean Parkway
Brooklyn, NY 11218

Dear Lipa,

Ah freilichen erev Purim. I am writing to say hello (it’s been a while) and give you a heads-up on the next few months scheduling - so that you can plan accordingly.

As you know, attorneys Jeff Herman and Michael Dowd sent a letter to over a thousand of your and Kolko’s korbonot - inviting them to join him in putting you away for good. People have responded and --- I expect to be announcing a new lawsuit next week.--- Maybe this time you’ll come out and say hello to all the nice reporters and TV camera men instead of hiding under your desk.

Your good friend Yudi Kolko’s criminal trial is scheduled to start in two weeks and now that his lawyer has lost the Nixzmary Brown case - (25 years in prison is the expected sentence, a nice precedent) - the trial should move forward on time. Word is that he’s offering to testify against you and Applegrad in exchange for a plea deal - but the DA feels they have enough against you to indict and convict you without Kolko’s help. I’ll let you know how that turns out. Bet you can't wait!

Most importantly -- you grube menuvel, shtik ferd, fress drek du hunt -- (I’m sorry, I get carried away when I think of all the defenseless little children you hurt so badly over the past four decades), see if you can turn yourself in and avoid being picked up in handcuffs from the yeshiva --- and upsetting the yeshiva boys who can’t comprehend the pure evil you represent.

Lipa, you drekfresser - eat, drink and be merry this Purim; for, next week the end begins.

As always if you need to contact me just have Yaakov Applegrad post a comment on my blog and if it’s fit to print I’ll post it. I'm certain by now you know, the Authorities are monitoring every move - you, Applegrad and Kleinman are making! Every touch of the keyboard, every trip to the bathroom, every phone call, your cell phones, your mail, your conversations,...but no reason for paranoia! Daas Torah is on your side - so said Pinky Scheinberg when I visited him and recorded my conversations with him about you!

Oh yes, please tell your friend Shmuel Kaminetzky - I'm in posession of his "Kolko-teshuva" recording as well. Yes - you ever min hachai- you posul parah adumah - I am way ahead of all of you momzeirim - I keep immaculate records and have in my possession oh so many phone recordings - of sooo many "rabbis". I will strike - when I'm ready - in every forum - when you least expect it! I don't get angry - I GET EVEN - AND THEN SOME!

"Aza rasha - Ah yeshiva geboit oif geganveter gelt - ken kain mahl nit huben a kiyum!" ....Rav Yaakov Kaminetzky ztvk'l --- Miami Beach - winter 1985

UOJ