Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Kid: What's work? Father: Something that Goyim do.


INTERNET SHMOOZE:
Kid: Tatty, why is there a creepy man here with a camera?
Father: Shut up and look desperate!
Father: Son, which aggadata should I read for your bedtime story?
Kid: Good night Rabba Bar Bar Channah

Kid: Dad, this weird sofa trundle bed thingy isn't very comfortable
Father: OK, let me look at the instructions, maybe I did something wrong.
Kid: Tatty, why aren't you in the bes hamedrash?
Father: Because your Imma had to work night shift again to support us!
Kid: What's work?
Father: Something that Goyim do.

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