Unorthodox-Jew A Critical View of Orthodox Judaism: Jun 24, 2014

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Kid: What's work? Father: Something that Goyim do.

INTERNET SHMOOZE:

Kid: Tatty, why is there a creepy man here with a camera?
Father: Shut up and look desperate!

Father: Son, which aggadata should I read for your bedtime story?
Kid: Good night Rabba Bar Bar Channah

Kid: Dad, this weird sofa trundle bed thingy isn't very comfortable
Father: OK, let me look at the instructions, maybe I did something wrong.

Kid: Tatty, why aren't you in the bes hamedrash?
Father: Because your Imma had to work night shift again to support us!

Kid: What's work?

Father: Something that Goyim do.

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Mazel Tov - Rabbi Hershel Schachter!

CLICK ABOVE PHOTO! Rabbi Moshe Feinstein states the very marriage of a gentile woman to a non observant Jew, is equivalent to an open declaration that she will not observe the precepts. This is so, because it is highly unlikely that the gentile member of such a union, will be more committed to Judaism than her remiss Jewish husband (certainly when they are living together prior to their marriage). Unlike mental or tacit negations, explains Rav Feinstein, open declarations do invalidate conversions. When such cases appear before a rabbinical court, its members actually become witnesses to an acceptance declaration that is not sincere. Therefore, it is no longer a tacit insincerity, but rather an obvious one. As such, they are forbidden to sanction the conversion. Regardless of what this Jewish court may declare, the conversion is invalid and the person is not deemed a member of the Jewish nation. In Iggros Moshe, Letters of Moshe (Yoreh De’ah, no. 157), he writes that “According to the Law, it is certain that one who converts for the sake of marriage, does not intend to keep the commandments, and is not a proselyte at all.”

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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Kid: What's work? Father: Something that Goyim do.