Excerpted from The Jewish Fress Pesach Edition:
JF: Rabbi Belsky, what do you make of the D.A. now going after pigs/pedophiles in yeshivas?
Belsky: Boruch Hashem you asked.
Mendel Epstein and I have been scratching our seder plate beitzim about this - the only solution is purchasing a loshon hara hazmana from us. Mendel came up with the concept of "buy one get one free" - cash only no checks - if not, he gonna breaka you face and you gonna swim with der fishes.
Boruch Hashem you asked!
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