Trump Warns That Dumping Roy Moore Could Start a Dangerous Trend of Believing Women
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz
Report)—Breaking his
silence on Alabama’s embattled Republican nominee for the U.S. Senate,
Donald Trump warned on Wednesday that dumping Roy Moore could start a
“dangerous trend” of believing women.
“I think we need to be very, very careful here,” Trump told reporters.
“This is not just about Roy Moore. This is about our country deciding
that we are going to start believing women, something that we have never
done before.
“This is a very dangerous road we’re heading down,” he said.
Trump cautioned that, if instituted, a new practice of believing women
would “totally destroy” the system that the country already has in
place. “For years we’ve had a system of believing men,” he said. “It’s
worked very well. It’s done a great job.”
He said that he was considering a number of measures to stem the tide of
women’s credibility, including an executive order banning women from
giving believable accounts to the press. “That’s something we’re looking
into,” he indicated.
Trump painted a doomsday
scenario of what might happen if the “very bad
trend” of believing women gained traction in the country. “If people
believe Roy Moore’s five accusers, what happens to a man who has, say,
about twenty accusers?” he asked. “I don’t like where this is going.”