Friday, May 31, 2024

Torah Umesorah Breaking News! Donald Trump has become America’s first felon president! Let's invite him back!


Torah Umesorah - The National Society for Hebrew Day Schools

 

 

Dear Mr. Trump,

We hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. Torah Umesorah – The National Society for Hebrew Day Schools, is dedicated to the advancement and support of Jewish education across the United States. For many years, our organization has worked tirelessly to ensure that Jewish children receive a high-quality education rooted in Jewish values and traditions.

 


It is with great pleasure and respect that we extend an invitation to you to be the Guest of Honor at our Annual Torah Umesorah Dinner, to be held on Rikers Island.  This event is one of our most significant gatherings of the year, bringing together leaders, educators, and supporters of Jewish education from across the country.

Your presence as Guest of Honor would be an exceptional highlight of the evening. We recognize your longstanding support for educational initiatives and your contributions to the Jewish community. It would be an honor to have you join us and share your insights and experiences with our attendees.

The evening will commence with a reception at Block 45 (there are no coincidences), followed by dinner and a formal program. We would be deeply honored if you could deliver a keynote address, reflecting on the importance of education, respectful dating advice for our teenagers, and community support. We will have red hats to be distributed at the dinner for the mega donors, with the logo - "GRAB 'EM BY THE TORAH"!

 

Please find enclosed additional details about the event and our organization. We would be delighted to discuss any specific arrangements or accommodations you might require. Kindly let us know your availability at your earliest convenience.

We are eagerly looking forward to the possibility of welcoming you and would be grateful for your consideration of our invitation. Your participation would significantly contribute to the success of our event and further our mission to enhance Jewish education.

Thank you for your time and consideration. We hope to hear from you soon.

Warm regards,

Vaad Roshei Yeshiva - Torah Umesorah - The National Society for Hebrew Day Schools

 

VAAD ROSHEI YESHIVA

HaRav Hillel David
HaRav Shmuel Kamenetsky
HaRav Aryeh Malkiel Kotler
HaRav Dovid Schustal
HaRav Aharon Feldman
HaRav Dovid Harris
HaRav Elya Brudny
HaRav Shlomo Halioua
HaRav Yaakov Bender
HaRav A. Dovid Goldberg
HaRav Chaim Y. Hoberman
HaRav Yosef Eichenstein

 




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3 comments:

  1. Professor Ryesky6:34 AM, June 02, 2024

    All you anti-Trumpers: Do not pop the champagne corks just yet! The American criminal justice system has been politically weaponized. A precedent has been set. The wheel of karma turns, and may well come back to bite you, too!

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  2. Garnel Ironheart12:48 PM, June 03, 2024

    1) Even on CNN they've commented that this trial was a joke. He was convicted of minor accounting fraud. That's it. Technically he could go to prison but he'd be the first ever on this charge which would further prove that this was a political trial.
    2) Meanwhile the donations are pouring in, reviving his campaign finances.

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  3. How can sanctity honor what’s vile and obscene?
    In the house of the holy, what does it mean?
    To lift up the unworthy, to silence the pain,
    Is to mar the divine with a human stain.

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