Tuesday, October 12, 2010



I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare.

I am an American.

I am a Master Mason and believe in God.

I believe in American products.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!

So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is AMERICA. We like it the way it is!

If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license.

I think it's good.... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.

Get a job and do your part!

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We want our country back!




Ho Ho Holder said...


Obama ordered me to give New Yorkers the middle finger and start trials of Guantanamo detainees in Manhattan courtrooms despite the fact that even Liberals are opposed to it. There aint nothin' you can do to stop us pro-Islamic Marxists!

Joe said...

Nice piece.

>I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you<

Can anyone here clue me in re the 'Turks' remark?

"UOJ" - "The Un-Orthodox Jew" said...

Greek Genocide 1914-23
Asia Minor

Greeks Persecuted by Young Turks
The Syracuse Herald, March 30th 1919, page 26.

London, March 29.—Information received here from Batum indicates that despite the surrender of the Turkish forces, the position of the Greeks south of the Black sea and in the Caucasus is tragic
It is alleged that outrages are being committed by the demobilized but still armed Turkish reservists and that the young Turk commander General Halid Pasha,**** has been pursuing a policy of systematic extermination of Christians.****

This officer, who is a friend of Enver Pasha, is said to be supplying arms to Turkish irregulars in the Russian territories evacuated by the Turkish army. Lately he received from Turkish sources 200 carloads of arms and munitions.
It is charged that these reservists and irregulars loot and massacre the Greek population.
The flourishing Greek town of Sanda, near Trebizond, with a population of about 8,000, is reported beseiged by Turkish reservists. The Greeks, profiting by the naturally strong position of the town, are offering heroic resistance.

Richard Gabai said...


Is this Richard Gabai in Los Angeles who is shomer Shabbos & kashrus the same lowlife who produces porno movies?

Anonymous said...

Ivankala Trump Kushner was just on the Regis & Kelly Show in the past half hour. She was dressed inappropriately and embraced & kissed Regis Philbin which is completely inappropriate for a married "orthodox" woman.

Where's R' Hershel Schechter when you need him?

Herzog said...

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as



A world without yeshivaworld said...

Misaskim are Eckstein's favorite.


By REUVEN BLAU • New York Post

The motorcyclist's body had just been carried away from the smoldering wreckage when a fight erupted a few yards away.

On one side stood green-vested volunteers from Chesed Shel Emes, a nonprofit that handles the gruesome task of collecting body parts and fluids for burial in accordance with Jewish law.

On the opposite end stood blue-vested Hasidic volunteers from Misaskim, a scrappy start-up with the same mission.

"They were screaming at us to get out of the scene," a longtime Chesed Shel Emes volunteer said of last April's fight on Kings Highway and West 6th Street in Flatbush.

The police were called, and, in a rare display of unity, the 2 groups scanned the scene for blood and fragments of flesh and bone.

But today, they remain locked in the ultimate death match - waiting for the next cleanup call and race to the scene.

Misaskim leader Yanky Meyer was once recorded berating a Chesed Shel Emes volunteer who had helped transfer a body from a car crash to a New Jersey funeral home.

"Once you drop this deceased off in Lakewood, you'd better disappear," he can be heard, "because if I find out you're in the procession, I'm telling you right now - I'm going to cut your #@&! off."

On Aug. 19, both groups rushed to the Flatbush wine store where ex-hip-hop exec and converted Orthodox Jew Yosef Robinson was shot dead.

"We got there first," said a volunteer for Chesed Shel Emes which paid for the funeral and flew a minyan to Jamaica for the prayer service.

Rabbi Mendy Rosenberg created Chesed Shel Emes 25 years ago. Its hundreds of volunteers handle about 300 burials and cleanups a year.

Misaskim also monitors emergency calls on handheld radios. Its 11 delivery trucks transport special stools and prayer books for mourners sitting shiva.

Peace talks? The rivals won't even consider them.

"It's a freaking shame you and I have to talk about this," said Assemblyman Dov Hikind who has repeatedly tried to broker a sit-down.

marvin said...

gerry feldhamer from the upper west side was the head of the hebrew free burial assoc for many years i heard that he suddenly resigned for stealing lots of money. they hushed it up to soften the scandal

Yaelkala HaTzadeikes said...

What colour is Yaelkala's sheitel?

Haskel the Rascal said...

Hey, Rabbi Lookstein here. What makes you think Yael covers her hair?

Her outfit on Kelly & Regis this morning was a skirt not reaching the knee & a low cut revealing her breasts.

Upper West Side said...

Gerry Feldhamer is affiliated with "Wink n' Stare" Synagogue and the 16th St shul (the one that evicted National Council of Young Israel headquarters from their property and dropped out of the movement). Feldhamer was also Chairman of the former advisory board to NY State Agriculture's Kosher Enforcement Bureau. The board was dismantled after the courts ruled that it's existence violated separation of church & state. Also on the board was the Agudah fresser lawyer Dennis Rapps. It makes me wonder if these guys still have input from the shadows and were asked to stick their shnozzes into making sure that Moish Finkel was never prosecuted because maybe the Agudah didn't want a spectacle just like when they cover up for pedophiles.

Israel Belsky SHLITA said...


WESTWOOD, N.J. (AP) — Authorities say a man hurled wet toilet paper on a New Jersey high school from a single-engine plane.

Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Jim Peters says the pilot flew over Westwood High School and its athletic fields around 6 p.m. Wednesday night.

Peters told The Record newspaper that children were on the field as the pilot dropped his soggy cargo, littering the area. There were no reports of injuries.

Peters says the Cessna 172S made three passes before landing at an airport in nearby Caldwell. The pilot, whose name was not released, was briefly taken into custody.

Peters says the man may face federal charges of reckless operation of an aircraft and dropping objects from a plane without authorization.

Joe Putz said...

Hey Belsky, are you trying to get revenge for Westwood New Jersey declaring eminent domain on R' Avremel Ausband, forcing Talmidei Telshe to move to Riverdale?