A Jewish pilot and Chinese pilot are flying together for the 1st time.
Stunned, the Chinese pilot replies “Why don’t you like the Chinese?”
“Well” says the Jew, “the Chinese bombed Pearl Harbor.”
Even more stunned, he replies ”The Chinese didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor! It was the Japanese!”
“Well, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, they’re all the same to me.” says the Jew.
The Chinese pilot is seething at this, and after a while he turns to his Jewish counterpart to say “I don’t like the Jews.”
“What?” asks the Jew. “Why don’t you like Jews?”
“Well” he says, “The Jews sank the Titanic.”
The Jewish pilot scoffs at this, “The Jews didn’t sink the Titanic! An Iceberg sank the Titanic!”
“Well” he replies, “Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, they’re all the same to me.”
Long Island Man Accused Of Threatening Police, Pretending To Be Abused Child, Authorities Say
A man accused of threatening several members of law enforcement and the Jewish community on Long Island pretended to be an abused 11-year-old as part of another relentless harassment campaign against police in Fort Lee, New Jersey, authorities said.
Bradley Goldberg, age 47, of Cedarhurst, used a voice modifier and untraceable “spoof” numbers as part of the assault, a police complaint charges.
Goldberg made several false reports of child abuse, neglect, and attempted murder of the youngster to Fort Lee police over a three-week period in March, the complaint obtained by Daily Voice says.
Even though police determined that the accusations were bogus -- and told him so -- Goldberg continued to call the department "multiple times daily” and email them with more false accusations, the complaint prepared by Detective Nick Orta says.
The forensic certified public accountant continued the behavior -- threatening to call up to "one thousand times per day" -- despite repeated requests that he stop, it says.
He also reportedly called police requesting a welfare check at the victim’s address, despite a court order of no contact with the victim through others.
Goldberg also "threatened to commit a crime against members of the Fort Lee Police Department" while making “derogatory comments about officers with the department, [advising] them on how they can hurt themselves and making “several comments about members of their families,” the complaint charges.
Goldberg had a prior record of arrests for assault, hate crimes, aggravated harassment, stalking, obstruction, menacing and criminal contempt when he was arrested in May in Nassau County.
Authorities there said he’d waged a campaign of harassment and threats of violence against police and members of the Jewish community over a year and a half.
Goldberg made more than 1,000 calls to officers and detectives in Manhasset, Jewish community leaders in Port Washington and Great Neck, and attorneys who’d previously represented him, they alleged.
In one call, they said, he identified himself and declared "my new goal is to have one of the Sixth Precinct officers blow their brains out and I want to see the body as proof."
Goldberg was extradited to New Jersey late last week to face charges of making a false report involving critical infrastructure, falsely incriminating another, cyber harassment, and stalking in connection with the Fort Lee complaint.
He’s remained in the Bergen County Jail since then, awaiting a first appearance in Central Judicial Processing Court in Hackensack.
https://dailyvoice.com/new-york/nassau/police-fire/long-island-man-accused-of-threatening-police-pretending-to-be-abused-child-authorities-say/810419/
