This Is What Its Come Down To!
PURIM FEVER - THE UOJ ARCHIVES
Originally Posted August 2007
18 Av 5767 - August 2007..in the goyishe calender..feh... | Mordecai Plut - drektor-
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Z'NEWS BULLETIN
Psak Halochoh
ISSUED WITH MESIRAS NEFESH FROM UNDER OUR BEDS IN THE REB MEIER AL Z. HEIMERS MOSHAV ZEKANIM
BS"D, Av 5767
We were appalled and trembling to hear of the terrible breach in our camp in the form of concerts featuring singers and chazanim who sing before men and women in mixed company Rachmono litzlan and even with separate seating, mamash.
Previous gedolei Yisroel totally banned these events - even though there were none, but in their infinite wisdom they knew that there will be many - even where there is separate seating (they can't fool us - we know they sit together in the car). As such we hereby state our combined ignorant and idiot opinion, which is based on irrefutable daas Torah.
A. Attending these performances is totally prohibited, because we say so -- even though we forgot to take our pills for two years at least - could be more - we just don't remember.
B. The prohibition applies to the organizers and the audience, young and old, middle-aged, senile, people in wheelchairs, people who use cains and walkers, the hearing impaired, fagelech, men, women, children, shul candy-men and rebbeim-- regardless of their sexual preferences.
18 Av 5767 - August 2007..in the goyishe calender..feh... | Mordecai Plut - drektor-
Published Weakly Without Spellcheck
Shame Yisrael Toirah Nutworks
Z'NEWS BULLETIN
Psak Halochoh
ISSUED WITH MESIRAS NEFESH FROM UNDER OUR BEDS IN THE REB MEIER AL Z. HEIMERS MOSHAV ZEKANIM
BS"D, Av 5767
We were appalled and trembling to hear of the terrible breach in our camp in the form of concerts featuring singers and chazanim who sing before men and women in mixed company Rachmono litzlan and even with separate seating, mamash.
Previous gedolei Yisroel totally banned these events - even though there were none, but in their infinite wisdom they knew that there will be many - even where there is separate seating (they can't fool us - we know they sit together in the car). As such we hereby state our combined ignorant and idiot opinion, which is based on irrefutable daas Torah.
A. Attending these performances is totally prohibited, because we say so -- even though we forgot to take our pills for two years at least - could be more - we just don't remember.
B. The prohibition applies to the organizers and the audience, young and old, middle-aged, senile, people in wheelchairs, people who use cains and walkers, the hearing impaired, fagelech, men, women, children, shul candy-men and rebbeim-- regardless of their sexual preferences.
All the more so on the singers and chazanim, who are inducing the masses to sin, mamash - Rachmana litzlan.
C. Newspapers and advertising circulars should not help by advertising these forbidden events, the transgressors call performances. Even the Jewish Press should restrain itself, if at all possible.
D. The singers and chazanim who appear before a mixed audience may not be invited to sing at any wedding or divorce, chap-a-nosh at the smorgasboard, mooch a free meal, take home the flowers, switch to a newer Borsalino at the coat-check room, steal a bencher, or take home a stranger's wife; nor can any event at which they participate be advertised, including tefillos and so-called kosher events, unsupervised fress Pesach events; in order to avoid lending a hand to these transgressors who we consider to be rishaim gemurim, like nothing ever before in klal Yisroel, ever, ever, aver, erva.
May Hashem Yisborach, in His great mercy and kindness, bring them to do teshuvah before Him - and us - by supporting Kupat H'air, and may we merit the eternal Redemption (not the phony Chabad kind), immediately - before the Kolko trial - azuz yimolei sechok peanuts...., vayihee b'yemai Achasvarush....
Signing for the sake of the sanctity, holiness and purity of our people, with trembling hands, spittle dripping out of our mouths, and with soiled diapers....
Yehuda Kolko
Lipa Margulies
Ephraim Shapiro
Shea Fishman
Moshe Eisemann
Matis Weinberg
Shalom Tendler
Mordecai Tendler
Aron Tendler
Grepsel Hamburger
Avrohom Mondrowitz
Ephraim Bryks
Aron Twerski
Avi Shafran
Marvin Shick
Avrohom Leizerowitz
Heshy Nussbaum
Shlomo Mandel
Yehuda Nussbaum
Simcha Kaufman
Shmuel Kaminetzky
Yaakov Perlow
Gershon Tannenbaum
Moshe Heinemann
Yaakov Aryeh Alter Chaya
Yissochor Dov Petzel A. Kleiner
Pinchos Nisht-Arein Gegangen
Hertz Frankel
Yitzchak Kaduri
Shmuel Halevi Wosner
Yisroel Hazmana Belsky
Mendel Haganiv Epstein
Moshe Hachazir Finkel
Dovid Ha'truckdriver Cohen
Michel Yehuda Lefkowitz
Moshe Chaim Kurva Ben Gil Arayus
Leibish Flynt
Chaim H. Hefner
Lipa Geldwerth
David (Ben Shmuel) Berkowitz
Lipa Brenner
Baruch Lanner
Chaim Pinchos Sheinberg
Bernard (Berish)Law
C. Yonah Mahoney
Tuvyah Ted Bundy
Tzvi Elimelech Zona
Dovid Twersky
Shmuel Auerbach
Sholom Klass
Marvin Hier
Israel Singer
Philip Berg
Moshe Sherer
Shabbsai Tzvi
The Rabbis of Baltimore & Ner Israel Rabbinical College agree with above clowns
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MEGILLAS SHTUYOT FROM MONSEY CRACKPOTS!
UOJ EXCLUSIVE - THE VIDEO THAT LEIB TROPPER SENT TO THE RABBIS OF MONSEY:
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Quiero hacerte una pregunta, UOJ. Will you explain the disappearance of Sheftel Neuberger’s name from the list (others died since 2007, but you only removed Neuberger)? Sheftel is responsible for the death of my brother. But after he died a couple of weeks ago, you had a sudden change of heart. אחרי מוות קדושים?
Bibi had better not mess with my boys!
Israeli authorities are investigating claims that passengers on an El Al flight from New York, later discovered to be carrying 11 travelers infected with covid, provided fake test results before boarding the plane.
A woman on the plane heard Haredi passengers boasting they used fake virus tests to get on the flight. Other passengers said during the flight Haredi passengers didn't wear masks & the crew did little to encourage covering up.
According to regulations, all passengers must present a negative test result to be allowed on the plane. On arrival at Ben Gurion Airport, passengers are again tested.
Two days later, dozens of passengers were notified by the Health Ministry that 11 on board are infected & must enter quarantine. Reports don't specify which passengers.
Tal, a passenger, told Ynet that as passengers boarded she noticed a group of Haredim boasting they obtained faked tests, “they hadn’t taken them at all.”
Tal approached staff about the matter & was told there's nothing they could do. She also said though the crew assured her they require all passengers to wear masks during the flight, Haredim moved around, stood in groups praying & didn't wear masks.
“I pleaded with stewardesses to ask them to mask up but I got: ‘you're hysterical, you have nothing to fear,'” she said.
Another passenger, who declined to be identified, told Channel 12 the crew didn't intervene when he raised the issue.
“We approached cabin staff to ask they make sure they wear masks, but they assured us everything's ok & we panick for nothing,” said the passenger.
“They played with our lives. The flight attendants were afraid to confront them so we pay a heavy price.”
The Health Ministry yesterday asked the IDF Home Front Command & Shin Bet agency to check if passengers really faked tests to get on the plane, Channel 12 reports.
El Al said in response that all flights are handled in accordance with instructions of authorities.
“Claims made by passengers were passed on to authorities & we're investigating,” El Al said.
Israel’s land-air gateways are closed since Jan 25, with Ben Gurion shut for all but a few special flights to bring back citizens stranded abroad. Officials fear more contagious strains of the virus could arrive from abroad, as did the British mutation which now accounts for almost all new COVID infections in the country.
That's it! Bibi doesn't know who he's starting up with!
Two families who arrived on a flight to Israel from New York yesterday forged their entry permits & will be deported, according to media reports.
13 members of one of the families are all foreign nationals. The 2nd family has an Israeli mother, a foreign father and 6 children, Channel 12 reports.
Police were summoned to deal with the forgeries, which are criminal offenses.
It's not clear if there's a connection between the 2 families on the United Airlines flight.
Entrance to Israel from abroad is severely restricted & requires special permission by the govt granted on a case-by-case basis.
In a separate incident, authorities are investigating claims that passengers on an El Al flight from New York, later discovered to be carrying 11 travelers infected with covid, provided fake test results before boarding.
Ministers yesterday approved reinstatement of compulsory quarantine in special govt-run hotels for all arriving from abroad, a day after the previous regulations expired.
Don't worry Philly comrades, I've got the situation under control!
Pictures aired by Channel 12 show what appear to be preparations for a mass Purim gathering in Bnei Brak. The network said it's not clear if the event had since been called off due to curfew.
Health Minister Yuli Edelstein warned of possible restrictions over Pesach if celebratory gatherings are held during Purim.
“If there are mass violations & infections, then on Pesach we’ll all sit at home,” he told Kan public radio earlier today.
Following festive gatherings during Purim last year, which came at the outset of the pandemic, there was a jump in infections in Israel.
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